trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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(Source: disowns, via butterynipps)

i dont understand money. like “Hey ill give you this paper for rice, but ill give you this more valuable paper for meat. thanks.” 

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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djrepkin:

#BelascoThursdays and #TrapFridays this week y’all ready?! #Belasco #TheUnit #BeyondThursdays #TrapTeam #KingOfThursdays #KingOfFridays

djrepkin:

#BelascoThursdays and #TrapFridays this week y’all ready?! #Belasco #TheUnit #BeyondThursdays #TrapTeam #KingOfThursdays #KingOfFridays

grilledcheezed:

the fact that i have to have my whole life planned in the next year is so stressful like i cant even tell you what i want for christmas let alone what college i want to go to!

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simsgonewrong:

My sim proposed to his girlfriend while holding a salad.

simsgonewrong:

My sim proposed to his girlfriend while holding a salad.

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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

(Source: jon-snow, via smells-like-teen-sweat)

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

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So, it’s been what, about a week since Mouth skipped town with Rachel? Then, all of sudden, I get this cryptic message. Sounds like he’s in trouble.

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emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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